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God damn…

Caught my nipple bar in the shower AGAIN! Having my best friend to cut the sponge from my bar is becoming a frequent occurrence in the Burton/Poulton household!!

sslutwhore:

Having sex with someone you love is on a completely different level completely overwhelming and indescribable 

taxicar:

if u snapchat me expecting me to look cute i have bad news for u 

jfef:

if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

"The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter."
-Tegan Quin (via perfect)

"You can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum!!"


^^^^^^^ that is PERFECT!!

tacoarmy:

when u accidentally close all the tabs

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danhateseveryone:

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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hahahahaha 
all the fucking time 

guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay